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The Jacket

The story of a killer who wants a nice leather jacket....

Bill Clinton is the Fibber

Robin Williams stars in the new Disney re-make of the classic movie "Flubber". It's a little known fact that President Bill Clinton was considered as a possible star of the movie with a slightly different title...

Ronald Reagan was the "Gipper" and Bill Clinton is the "Fibber"...

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Tim Allen Mug Shot
Tim Allen's Police Mug Shot

Another comic/movie star is in trouble with the law. This time it's the Tool Man: Tim Allen. Over the past holiday weekend he was cruisin' 30 miles per hour over the speed limit in his 1988 Ferrari in a suburb of Detroit. When stopped by police he was tested with a blood alcohol level of .15, legally drunk in Michigan. Here's a copy of the police report, or download the graphic from his new movie. It's not "The Santa Clause" but the...

THE SOBRIETY CLAUSE
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Has Eddie Murphy been a bad boy? Did he really give a ride in his Toyota Land Cruiser to a bad boy, ...or was it a bad girl? Eddie said he was just helping out someone in trouble when he gave a ride to a woman standing on the curb in Los Angeles at four o'clock in the morning. Turns out his passenger was no lady but actually a male transvestite convicted prostitute under surveillance by the cops. They pulled Eddie over and arrested his new "friend". That's when the rumors started flying. Eddie is so upset he's filed lawsuits against two tabloids for blowing it (so to speak) all out of proportion.

We thought maybe he should re-make his movie The Nutty Professor with a new name and theme...

Never one to be accused of making a Materhorn out of a Mole Hill we don't want to be one those that over-hypes this new film. We can say it's director-star Heidi Bob Thornton was nominated for an Academy AwardŽ. It's not Sling Blade but the cutting new drama...

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