JokeWallpaper.com
The Not Serious FAQ

Question:

I read recently that Microsoft's Windows 95 has been made the official standard operating system of the People's Republic of China. I also read that the new "campus" at Microsoft is called "RedWest." Communist China and RedWest? Coincidence? Maybe not. What does "Comrade" Gates have in mind? Maybe a little world domination?-- oliverstone@conspiracy.com

Answer:

Well Mr. Stone guess you didn't take your Thorazine this morning, eh? A little delusional aren't we. Yes, it is true that last October Windows 95 was named the standard platform for software development in China. Also, it is true the new Microsoft campus in Redmond, Washington is called RedWest. That coincidence is nothing to build a conspiracy theory on. It's no more unusual than that guy who's been sitting in that gray Chevy Caprice down the street from my house for the last two days. He just sits there smoking cigarettes and reading a newspaper. Or at least he pretends to read it. Just like a moment ago, I looked out between the curtains and up came the paper. And then there's that hollow sound and click when I pick up the phone. Why would they be watching me? I pay most of my taxes. That trip to the Caymans was a vacation present from my boss. I just had to give that one bag to Josť outside the airport. I didn't do anything wrong. I need to talk to you Mr. Stone. Don't call here, I'll contact you. Soon. He's still there. I'll call soon.


The Not Serious FAQ Index

Serious FAQ | Submit a Q to the FAQ

bottom include

Welcome to JokeWallpaper.com Who needs boring geometric patterns on their desktop.  Click here for funny wallpaper!
Change your computer's Start Up Screen
Funny Stories for you to read

What's New at JokeWallpaper.comUpdated Sun. March 10, 2002
"Osama bin Laden Urnial Mat"

Assorted Nuts - Humor That Defies CategorizationStrange and Funny Links We've FoundLetters - Fun e-mail from lawyers and other folks
Funny graphics to link to our site Articles about us Our Frequently Asked Questions

Feel free to download any graphic on this site to use on your personal computer.   But please do not copy on to disk, redistribute, attach e-mail, or post the graphics or text on any Web page, FTP site, news group, Intranet or mailing list.   We welcome links to this site but please link only to the home page and do not link to individual graphic files.
All of the text and graphics on this Web site are Copyright ©1995-2005 Steven M. Kremer.   All Rights Reserved.

Bookmark this page. Hold down your "Control" and "D" keys and it's done.

Send us an e-mail to jokers@jokewallpaper.net.  Ideas, suggestions, flames...we read 'em all!  If you are writing with a question check our F.A.Q. page first, it may have your answer.

Home Page: http://www.jokewallpaper.com