Question:
I read recently that Microsoft's Windows 95 has been made the official standard operating system of the People's Republic of China. I also read that the new "campus" at Microsoft is called "RedWest." Communist China and RedWest? Coincidence? Maybe not. What does "Comrade" Gates have in mind? Maybe a little world domination?-- oliverstone@conspiracy.com
Answer:
Well Mr. Stone guess you didn't take your Thorazine this morning, eh? A little delusional aren't we. Yes, it is true that last October Windows 95 was named the standard platform for software development in China. Also, it is true the new Microsoft campus in Redmond, Washington is called RedWest. That coincidence is nothing to build a conspiracy theory on. It's no more unusual than that guy who's been sitting in that gray Chevy Caprice down the street from my house for the last two days. He just sits there smoking cigarettes and reading a newspaper. Or at least he pretends to read it. Just like a moment ago, I looked out between the curtains and up came the paper. And then there's that hollow sound and click when I pick up the phone. Why would they be watching me? I pay most of my taxes. That trip to the Caymans was a vacation present from my boss. I just had to give that one bag to José outside the airport. I didn't do anything wrong. I need to talk to you Mr. Stone. Don't call here, I'll contact you. Soon. He's still there. I'll call soon.
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