||The Emperor's New
Apple Computer. A subsidiary of the Microsoft Corporation. (640 x 480)
The Betamax was a superior system too!
Here I Come To Save The Day!
Mac Sumize Our Profits!
Steve Steve he's our man-if he can't do it maybe Microsoft can!!
My other computer is an Amiga
I Survived the Gates of Hell!
I'm off to find the wizard, the wonderful wizard named WOZ.
Where should I look for a new job today?
If you're happy and you know it, buy a Mac!
My company got bailed out by Microsoft and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.
Who should I get to feel sorry for me today?
My other company is successful.
This is the only softWEAR I need. I have a Mac.
Been there, done that, back again.
Bill likes me, I like Bill, 'cause he gave us 150 mil...
An Apple a day doesn't keep Bill away.
Buy this T-Shirt and I'll Throw in a Mac.
I (apple sign in the shape of a heart) Bill Gates!
Would you like a Mac to go with those fries?
If you can't beat 'em, buy 'em.
I used to be a hack so please buy a Mac
I´m generation NeXt!
If Bill could sell Win '95, Imagine what he can do for the Mac OS!
Better us than Anti-trust!
Customers: Seduce 'em, Betray 'em, Abandon 'em, Go Microsoft!
Coming Soon . . . Mac OS 98
Start me up, indeed
We only have one button on our mouse, and we pass the savings on to YOU!
Mac OS 8: The Final Beta
We make money the old fashioned way...We take it from Bill!
Do you want to sell sugar water to teenagers for the rest of your life or come with me and change the world?
March 10, 2002
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