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Spams, correct spelling optional

On this e-mail I noticed they misspelled "automatically".


At 12:05 PM 3/11/97 -0800, you wrote:
>Annonuncing the release of SUBMITKING v1.0, the low cost alternative to
>quality website promotion. Storming the market with a service that
>auromatically submits your URL to 100 marketing resource sites and
>search engines for just $10.00, the plan is to grow to 400 sites by
>mid-summer.

So does this SUBMITKING have something to do with reading my personal "aura" is that why you say it "auromatically submits your URL". My aura is  usually a calm cool green, but when I get spams like yours my aura tends to turn a mad hot red!

Should I send you ten dollars and hope that you have the ability to write a program to submit my URL when its obvious you haven't yet mastered your Spell Checker program.

Regards,
Usually calm cool green Steve Kremer


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