"Pick-A-Dick", and we don't mean Richard

Sometimes the real e-mails are stranger than anything I could ever make up. The site she describes really exists, I try to keep this a "family"  Web site so I withheld the URL.

Hi guys,

After getting through laughing so hard I almost pee'd on myself, I had to write to you immediately and ask if I could feature your link on my page.

Okay, here's the deal. I run a free adult site that caters to gay men.  No, I am not a gay man, I'm a straight woman, but it's what I do, nonetheless. I have a page called "Show Me Something, Mister!" and we play a game on there called Pick-A-Dick. Guys send me ***** shots in the mail, I pick the ones I like best, post them on my page, and then everyone gets to vote for their favorite. They get to pick a dick.  I change the page every two weeks. Yes, this may indeed sound bizarre, but it is true. Isn't the web a wonderful thing?

I have several pages on my site, and one of them is called "Door No. 3" which is where I put stuff that is of interest to me more than anyone else. If other people like it fine, if not, too bad. It's a free site, it's my site, and if I can't indulge myself, what's the point.

Please check out my page, I think you will find it amusing if nothing else, and let me know if this is okay.


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