Letters, We Get Letters

Some of the more interesting and our oh-so-clever replies.

Suggestions for dealing with stress in the big city....A lost e-mail from the Big Apple

After seeing their offer of "Ten Free Hats" we wondered... ABC: Does it stand for "Annoying Broadcast Cheapskates"?

She's a straight woman with a gay adult Web site... "Pick-A-Dick", and we don't mean Richard

They think we suck.  We just want to Rock and Roll!... Re: I Believe You guys are garbage

Ask us a straight question and you'll get an unusual answer... I do love Spiders

I have a cool green aura until I get a spam.... Spams, correct spelling optional

They want the Netscape parody page taken off and we just want to be an "Official" something...Letter From A Netscape Lawyer

They don't drive big brown trucks, but their client does... Letter from a United Parcel Service Attorney

Jim Rohrszweikenstein has an interesting observation on "our world wide web."

Keith thinks our Web site is "puerile"...  "Dominant Keith" from J Crew doesn't like our humor

A misunderstanding on what a "table" is really used for... Which has four legs, a Table or a <Table></Table> ?

Meow...they need a cat name for their computer.... The Top Ten names for the new Fort Hays State University Web server

James Spader, Darth Vader, Ralph Nader. "Which of these three doesn't own a computer?

MSNBC's Friday the 13th prank??.... MSNBC, does it stand for: MacintoSh & Netscape are Better for Cruising?

Hong Kong returning to the Chinese and little paper parasols as I...'dis a Spammer

We try to help someone who is "really tired"....Sleepy In Singapore

He thinks we have real employee surveillance software. We try to sell him B.I.G. A.S.S.....Getting nasty with "Big Brother"

Quick and accurate E-mail responses from the folks...E-Mail From "Muppets Treasure Island"

An international misunderstanding of... AOL Dating and Denmark

These all are real letters and the actual replies sent to the sender.


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