INLINE PLUG-INS
The "N" Brand browser 3.0 supports a new
functionality-enhancing feature that provides inline support for a huge range of Live
Objects. With Live Objects, developers can deliver rich multimedia content through
Internet sites, allowing users to seamlessly view that content with plug-ins such as Live
Cats and Dogs, The Kitchen Sink, Virtual Papal Audience, All Holds Barred, and Apple
QuickSnack in the client window - all without launching any external helper applications.
CURRENTLY SHIPPING
PLUG-INS
- LIVE CATS AND DOGS BY FURRY
- PUP
- The "Alpha-Beta" version of Live Cats
and Dogs lets you enjoy the companionship and warmth of a live cat or dog right in
your Negotiator window. The enjoyment of a live pet without all the hassle. Download a Prerelease, Temporary, Beta, "Can't get the damn
thing to work quite yet", Windows 95 or Windows NT WT (NiT WiT) version of Live
Cats and Dogs. Although it is not recommended to download both Cats and
Dogs at the same time as it has been know to crash systems after much barking, screeching,
hissing, and fighting. Also, be sure to download the helper application Virtual Pooper-Scooper / Litter Box.
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- THE KITCHEN
SINK BY FUTURE MILLIONAIRES
- The Kitchen Sink is the most complete
plug-in application still yet to be developed for the "N" browser. Afraid this
web frenzy would pass us by before we had something developed we tossed every bit of code
we had into The Kitchen Sink. You've heard of "Vaporware", well
this is "Imagineware." We "imagine" we'll have something developed
sometime after our stock shoots up 50 points, and before the Feds come knocking on our
door.
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- VIRTUAL PAPAL AUDIENCE BY
HOLY SEE SOFTWARE
- Were you not able to meet Pope John Paul II when he visited your
city? Not willing to travel to Vatican City and have to look at all those boring
paintings, statues, and what's that place where that guy painted the ceiling? Well now you
can have a private audience with the Pope without leaving the comfort of your computer
screen. Virtual Papal Audience begins with the Pope holding out
his virtual ring (lower left corner of screen) for you to kiss. You are then escorted into
his private office for a thirty second audience. An added graphic bonus: a plan for a cool
mitre hat for you to print, cut out and wear during your visit. Be just like the Sacred
College of Cardinals, choose, download, and install the Pope
today.
(Program design by Karol Wojtyla)
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- ALL HOLDS BARRED BY AVENGING NEWBIES
- Don't you hate calling a Tech-Support line and being put on hold for
thirty minutes. With All Holds Barred you'll never be on hold
for more than five minutes! We have cataloged the personal home phone and cell phone
numbers of the top ten executives of each of the top two-hundred computer
hardware/software manufacturers and on-line service providers. If you call a company's
Tech-Support line and are put on hold for more than five minutes, the program
automatically dials the home phone number of the CEO of that company. It continues down
it's list until it contacts someone who can answer your question. Maybe after getting a
few calls at two a.m. they'll think about adding to the support staff. To purchase All
Holds Barred call 1-900-555-HOLD, touch #4, and wait for the next available operator. ($4.50/min. -- avg. call 36 min.)
COMING SOON
QUICKSNACK
Hungry? Soon you will no longer need to leave your keyboard to get a snack. The Apple
QuickSnack plug-in allows users to experience true nourishment through Internet sites.
Simply access a site using Apple QuickSnack, view the picture of your desired snack, mash
your face up against the monitor and enjoy your virtual food.
Corporate Sales: 415/555-1212;
Personal Sales: 415/555-1212
If you have any questions, please visit Customer Service.
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Browser Mis-Communications Corporation