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It's been a long day.  You just want to log off your Windows machine.  It freezes up for the third time today.  You have to re-boot just to log off!   Wouldn't it be nice if it was as stable as your Linux box.  When the Shut Down box finally appears you only wish....

"Shut down the computer and when I wake up tomorrow..."
(640 x 480)

"Shut down the computer and when I wake up tomorrow..."
(800 x 600)

Here's an idea for a prank.  Copy the graphic and put it a friend's computer!

 



Is Microsoft having a little trouble "getting it up?"  If you have Microsoft Word, try this stupid computer trick...

In Word type the phrase "Unable to follow directions," highlight the entire sentence (without the punctuation), and hit Shift-F7

If you don't have Word, here's a screen capture of of the result that you can use as a 640x480 or 800x600 Wallpaper.

Perhaps they should try some of our Viagra-Seltzer.

Here's another one...

In Word type the phrase "I'd love to see you naked," highlight the entire sentence (without the punctuation), and hit Shift-F7

If you don't have Word...here's what comes up.

 

 


 

The inspiration for this graphic came while tossing back a few cold beers with some fellow "knowledge workers" at a local bar.   The discussion at the table centered around the products of a certain software company.  Combining the opinions expressed, with the inevitable visit that follows several beers, the idea flowed out so to speak.  It was right there in the porcelain receptacle beneath the scented tablet.

The "Your Opinion of Microsoft?" Urinal Mat
(640 x 480 JPEG 51K)

The "Your Opinion of Microsoft?" Urinal Mat
(800 x 600 JPEG 66K)

The "Your Opinion of Microsoft?" Urinal Mat
(1024 x 768 JPEG 100K)

The "Your Opinion of Microsoft?" Urinal Mat
(1280 x 1024 JPEG 134K)

 



Bill Gates is "Mr. Personal Computer." Here are a few Wallpaper graphics that feature the most famous man in computers.

Bill as Agent 007

Bill on the cover of Playboy as Bill/Jill Gates

Bill buys a national monument




Just so that he'll never be reminded of one of the most embarrassing moments of his life...

Bill Gates with pie on his face

Bill Gates outlaws "Pie Charts"
(640 x 480 JPEG 35K)

Bill Gates with pie on his face

Bill Gates outlaws "Pie Charts"
(800 x 600 JPEG 52K)




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