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Bill, Open the Door!

Just one step ahead of government regulation, Netscape and Microsoft have agreed to work together to create a Web privacy standard. Agreeing to work together and acutally doing it are often two different things...

Netscape and Microsoft work together...
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Netscape and Microsoft work together...
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Netscape Negotiator 9mmEveryone in the Silly-con Valley has his or her opinion of wunderkind Netscape founder Marc Andreessen. As the "inventor" the browser that revolutionized the World Wide Web, is he the next Bill Gates? Or perhaps just someone who has done a great job of marketing himself. A quote found in a recent magazine does prove one thing, he has interesting ideas on resolving employee conflict.

Download your copy...NOW!

Netscape Negotiator 9mm!
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Netscape Negotiator 9mm!
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BUG

If you're using Microsoft Internet Explorer 3.0...you've got some bugs in your browser! Click on the bugs to find out more!

BUG

Or download the Web Browser with lots of bugs....

Microsoft Internet Exterminator
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Microsoft Internet Exterminator
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Browser War!

Microsoft vs. Netscape! The war has taken a new turn, Microsoft has called in the Navy. In the first battle Arnold Schwarzenegger tried to erase the competition. After fixing a security leak General Gates brought out the heavy artillery, his wallet! Netscape bravely fought back throwing their sharks, veggies, and everything including the kitchen sink at the enemy. As the battle rages on in boredrooms of the Silly-Con Valley and frigid Northwest we'll keep you abreast of the developments.

Best experienced with a drunken sailor and
download MSIE 3.0 with Navy ship
Microsoft Internet Explorer, the Official Web Browser of the United States Navy.

 



It's an E-mail program for the rest of us, for the rest of us that readily admit we're dorks. Be proud you're a dork ! Download the wallpaper from the new E-mail program...

Eudorka GIF (10k)

Thanks to Dan Kremer for the idea.

 


 

aolman.gif (2413 bytes)

He's become the symbol of America Online and their Instant Messenger.  This is what he looks like now, but was this the logo as the artist originally envisioned?  Or perhaps it was "sanitized" by the corporate "khakis" at AOL.  We present.....

WARNING: THE LINKS BELOW ARE TO GRAPHICS THAT SOME MAY CONSIDER TO BE ADULT IN NATURE.  IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED BY ANATOMICALLY CORRECT STICK FIGURES DO NOT CLICK ON THE LINKS BELOW.  THE LINKS BELOW ARE RESTRICTED TO PERSONS WHO HAVE REACHED THE ACTUAL AGE OF 18 YEARS, BUT THE INTELLECTUAL AGE OF 12 YEARS.

The original design for the AOL Man
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America Online bought CompuServe. So CompuServe customers get the exciting experience of not getting connected every one in three tries. That's just one of the fun bugs, er, we mean features of the America Online experience. We got our hands on a advertisement that will be running next month in all the major computer magazines. It's an introduction to the CompuServe faithful to the fine service offered by AOL.

CompuServe - America Online Advertisement
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CompuServe - America Online Advertisement
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Plus, just how valuable is a America Online Stock Certificate?

 



The story of a hopelessly white Indiana kid trying to buy a new CD. Be grateful it's only the lyrics...

Forgot the PIN for my ATM had to KO the trip to the record sto, Yo! Saw a VO Head on CNN 'bout SSL to buy NIN, no BFD! Pulled up my BVD's dialed my ISP did the PPP to the W-E-B. Bopped to tower.com did the solid key said the UPS gonna deliver me. A-S-A-P, Yo! I got my NIN but I'm SOL on the STP. So the SSL on the W-E-B's no OTO for this phat ho-mie. Chant: U-R-L, U-R-L, U-R-L. Yo, U-R-L, U-R-L...

The WWW Rap

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Lost? A translation of the acronyms used in the WWW Rap.

 



Commander Billy Boy

The official anti-trust filing by the United States Department Of Justice against Microsoft calls it a "Browser War". So how about some trading cards...

Commander "Billy Boy" Gates
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Commander "Billy Boy" Gates
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We folks who work in the computer business have always affected a casual style of dress.  We know some programmers whose idea of "formal wear" is to actually wear a shirt with a collar.  If you are one of us it's quite possible that sometime in your life you've been confronted with the original "Denial Of Service" Attack....

NO SHIRT, NO SHOES, NO SERVICE
The original "Denial Of Service" Attack
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