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The holiday movie season has begun with over 30 new movies slated to open between Thanksgiving and Christmas. One of the movies sure to be a hit is the live action remake of an animated classic...

A Richard Gere Film
101 Dalai Lamas



Whitewater.  FBI Files.  Picture of Clinton, That Thing You Didn't Do.

In entertainment news... The New York Post reports that John Travolta will receive $15 Million to star as the southern governor who runs for president in the movie Primary Colors. Primary Colors is loosely based on President Bill Clinton's 1992 campaign. Travolta agreed to do the role after Tom Hanks bowed out. The Post reported that President Clinton asked Hanks not to take the role.

It's well known that Hanks is an active supporter of President Clinton's reelection. But it is not generally known that Clinton was originally chosen to star in Hanks' directorial debut, the new movie, That Thing You Do! Here's a poster from the movie as it was originally intended with Bill Clinton as the star.

That Thing You Didn't Do!



musical note I'll Be There For You musical note...If the price is right!

TV GUIDE will report in its next issue that the six stars of the hit show Friends have a new contract that will be putting major change in their pockets. Their new contracts will pay them $75,000 per episode - up from last years $30-35,000. Next year their salaries will jump to $85,000, then to $100,000 in '98 and $120,000 in '99. That's per episode, folks!

The producers of the program have made some arrangements to get a little more work out of their stars. Two of the Friends cast will be making an appearance on the number one rated television program in the world: Baywatch.

It's the ultimate in cross dressing and cross promotion. Pamela Lee, Jennifer Aniston, and David Schwimmer in:

Baywatch Friends



In the movie Forrest Gump, Forrest bought what he thought was stock in a fruit company....

"My momma always told me 'life is like a box of chocolates, you never know when you're going to lose $700 Million in one quarter.'"

Apple Gumplings
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