Curse you, Linux Maximus!

My name is Billimus, husband to a busted trust, father to a crashed OS, and I will have my vengeance in this app or the next.

Prepare to meet thy blue screen of death!

Heh-heh, he's using MS-Armor ME. He's going down!

Take that, you Justice Department thug!

Hey, Janet Reno looks kinda hot in that armor!

Aren't you taking this "splitting in two" thing a bit too far, Judge Jackson?

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