Curse you, Linux Maximus!
My name is Billimus, husband to a busted trust, father to a crashed OS, and I will have my vengeance in this app or the next.
Prepare to meet thy blue screen of death!
Heh-heh, he's using MS-Armor ME. He's going down!
Take that, you Justice Department thug!
Hey, Janet Reno looks kinda hot in that armor!
Aren't you taking this "splitting in two" thing a bit too far, Judge Jackson?
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