Boot Up & Shut Down Screens
Boot Up & Shut Down
Screens
Everyday life is full of danger. It seems that about
once a week a study comes out that tells us that some food, beverage, or even the smell of
a new car causes cancer in laboratory animals. Have you ever thought your computer might
be making you ill?
Continued or prolonged exposure to Windows 95 has been proven to
cause indigestion in laboratory animals.
Win95 Start Screen (17k)
Macintosh Start Screen (12k)
Continued or prolonged exposure to Macintosh computers has been
proven to cause indigestion in laboratory animals.
Win95 Start Screen (18k)
Macintosh Start Screen (12k)
It's the most popular wallpaper in the history of JokeWallpaper.com. Now you can have it as your start-up screen.
 Microsoft World Domination 99 Start Screen for Win 95/98 (320x400 GIF 50k) |
Microsoft World Domination 99 Start Screen for Windows NT (489x317 GIF 91k) |
Microsoft World Domination 99 Start Screen for Mac (321x227) JPEG 19k) |
At it's first public demonstration Microsoft's new Windows 98 hit an iceberg and sank. It crashed the computer Microsoft CEO Bill Gates was using for the demonstration. He admitted he might be dead in the water saying: "I guess we still have some bugs to work out.'' We hope those bugs have their life jackets on and are ready for the launch of...
Microsoft Titanic 98
What Computer Do You Want To Sink Today
(320 x 400
Is the Windows 95 logo melting, or is it drowning?
Win95 Melting Start Screen
(320x400 JPEG 36K)
Are you a Windows NiT Wit? If you are using Windows NT 4.0, or Windows NT Server
4.0, a few graphics for you...
Microsoft Windows NiT Wit 4.0
with Microsoft Incontinent Explorer
The Web browser that goes, and goes.
(489 x 317 GIF 52k)
Medusasoft
ViperOffice |
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Microsoft
NT Server: |
How do I make one of these graphics my start
up screen for Windows NT?
Omar Haque and his wife have a mixed marriage. He's a Windows/Intel and she's a Mac. Omar created these replacement Macintosh System 7.5 start-up screens for his wife's Mac "in an effort to drive a wedge in our relationship." Thoughtful isn't he? Maybe you can use one to help your interpersonal relationship, or end it.
The Mac Logo: Big Mac |
The Mac Logo: Mac drowning,
S.O.S. |
The Mac Logo: An OS even a drunk
can use. |
Tired of the same old Windows 95 graphics that come up when your computer starts and shuts
down?
Windows 95 logo: Pre-sized 320x400 71k GIF |
Windows 95 logo: Pre-sized 320x400 71k GIF |
Orange letters on a black
background: Pre-sized 320x400 11k GIF |
Orange letters on a black
background: Pre-sized 320x400 6k GIF |
How do I change the start up screen for
my Windows 95, Windows NT, or Macintosh?
Check our Serious FAQ page!
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